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If your Fourth of July plan involves hot dogs, questionable choices, and things that go boom — this “Fireworks Freedom and Poor Decisions” design is your official uniform. Featuring a crazed patriot wielding fireworks in one hand and a dog in the other, surrounded by explosions, bald eagles, and a flaming grill, this retro chaos bomb captures everything great (and dangerous) about American summer celebrations. Ideal for wild parties, backyard BBQs, and making memories you probably won’t remember.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape.
- Soft, durable fabric perfect for printing.
- Classic fit offers comfort for any occasion.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fireworks Freedom and Poor Decisions Funny Fourth of July Design for Patriotic Party Mayhem and Backyard Chaos
$31.67
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