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Make your priorities clear with this hilarious retro-themed design that says exactly what you're thinking. Styled in a vibrant vaporwave gradient with 80s-inspired typography, this design is for anyone who has zero interest in small talk, productivity, or polite society. Whether you're lounging in a hot tub, ghosting your responsibilities, or just vibing through life with maximum libido, this design speaks louder than words.
Printed on a soft and comfortable unisex tee (Gildan 64000), it's perfect for parties, concerts, bachelorette weekends, or ironic nights in. The bold “I’d Rather Be Fornicating” slogan paired with the electric pink and blue colorway makes this a statement piece — funny, flirty, and just unhinged enough to get attention without getting banned.
This is anti-motivation energy with style. Ideal for the unapologetically bold, the delightfully inappropriate, and anyone who knows exactly what they’d rather be doing.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless tubular design reduces waste
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape
- High-quality cotton fabric for smooth printing
- Dual printing techniques ensure detailed designs
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Would Rather Be Fornicating Retro Vaporwave Style Design
$21.88
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